wearable technology – Kelvin D. Hatch

With This Ring, I Thee Track (NSFW)

Kelvin 2017-03-08 No Comments

The headline looked like clickbait. “i.Con Smart Condom to monitor performance in bedrooms”. But the article really was about a Bluetooth-enabled condom—or to be more accurate, a “condom ring”. Before continuing, let me dispel any thoughts in your mind that I enjoy reading articles like that. I do so merely as part of my ongoing search for interesting topics. I… Read more »

A Purrrfect Purrrse

Kelvin 2016-09-26 No Comments

Question. What do you do with a dead feral cat? The answer depends on a number of factors, such as “Apart from being dead, is it in good shape?” (quite literally!) and “What talents and skills do you possess that are compatible with disposal of a dead cat?” If you’re a taxidermist, I guess you’d stuff and mount it (no,… Read more »