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Being a Princess

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Ever thought that being a princess was a walk in the park? A piece of cake? A cakewalk? (What is it about cakes and walking?) I decided to analyze the attributes of princesses and come up with a job advert. Princessing is no cake in the park, I tell ya! Job Opportunity—Princess Datfoot* Services, a company that specializes in royal… Read more »

Dear Mr. Disney

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Dear Mr. Disney, My name is Kelvin and I’m 10 years old (in my head). I’m writing to you about the choices you have made regarding what I believe are called “re-makes”. In the past 70 years, you have made two movies of Cinderella. In the past 50 years, you have made two movies of The Jungle Book. In the… Read more »