satire – Kelvin D. Hatch

Digging Holes for Democracy

Kelvin 2018-01-01 No Comments

News headline: More people in the USA are killed by lawnmowers than by terrorists. The following are excerpts from a transcript of a speech (to be) given by future USA President Derek Benditt on New Year’s Day 2049, the eight thousandth day of his presidency. Benditt was (or more correctly, will be) a product of the Social Media age, where… Read more »

Grad Celebrations

Kelvin 2016-05-30 No Comments

Headline: Graduates – stop throwing your hats! The following was inspired by the above news report. SLURRY ON THE MERE JUNIOR HIGH SCHOOL 2021-04-01 Dear Graduand, As the date of your graduation draws near, it is time to provide some guidelines regarding the celebrations. As you no doubt know, graduation is a time for joyous and exuberant celebration, and we… Read more »