Tag Archives: Word mangling

Be My Guest

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What is it with businesses referring to their customers as “guests”? Although it’s not the only meaning of the word, I (and I’m sure others) most commonly associate the word with an event and/or an invitation. Nowadays, I’m a guest on websites unless I have an account, I’m a guest at Tim Hortons, on airplanes, in washrooms… What is wrong… Read more »

The One Year Anniversary

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Just when did this nonsense start? “Today is the one year anniversary of the death of Bart Banger, drummer with the 60s experimental band, The Annoying Guitar Effects.” “Hollywood stars Annika Airhead and Zac Zeroiq celebrated their five-month anniversary today with a line of particularly pure cocaine.” I get that language evolves. I’ve acknowledged this in previous articles. But “five-month… Read more »